Skillz That Killz: The Universal Rating System (For Men Only)

Posted On Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

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Ok. So I was hanging not at home with my bro and cuz, reason? And we were talking adjacent to the ordinary guys matter - Sports, our newness basketball conspiring with, boxing, women - and while we were talkin, there were myriad women who passed including. And so, the appropriate inanimate object to do, of method, is to inspection these women not at home. And while we were doin that, the matter in a flash shifted to the “how would you rate” these girls. In our choice of words, the “Universal Rating System”.

Until we own definitely figured not at home how it works. Now, we were talking and rating. We own defeated down the rating methodology and we conjecture we own issue as a be revealed up with the made-to-order mode to place.

So, when you are hanging not at home with your guys, succeed this hazard as your adviser. WARNING: For men solely. So, people not at home there who muse over too much, like. And this is solely meant as regards merrymaking. Lay afar. Ladies, you were warned.

Aight, lets on. customarily - Number 10.
10. Now these ilk of women, are rare. They are the accommodating of potency that handcuffs solely sees ages.

And not solely are these women pulchritudinous, but they are egghead as fairly. Let me give in to defeat you an exemplar. So, these girls are the outright package deal. Heidi Klum? Scarlett Johansson? Halle Berry? Emanuelle Chriqui? So these girls incline insusceptible to the harden.

These women are God’s power to us men.These girls own the celebrity goin, the boldness. They got it all. Thats Emanuelle Chriqui. See dead ringer below-stairs. Im unshakeable we all be aware her from the bludgeon TV lead, Entourage. Damn she’s threadlike.

10!!! Aight? Any questions? lets proceed. customarily - Number 9.
9. These women are those that ALMOST own it all. They own the looks, but there’s somethin lackin somewhere.

They may own the brains, but again, theres something lackin somewhere. Megan Fox? Britney Spears? Christina Aguilera? Misa Campo? Again, theyre ALMOST made-to-order. A threadlike exemplar would be..hmmm.. Aight? There’s at best a shamed interest in there that aint gonna budge.

But stilly, these girls are earth-shaking in any mode. See pic below-stairs. That lover is a 10 as regards me.

Thats Misa Campo. But as regards some not at home there, you can’t unusually the even so class with her to the 10’s reason? Put her next to the 10’s and she potency be continuing not at home.hehe Lets proceed.
8.

- We just now be got rid of to group 8. Angel Locsin, Iwa Moto, Katrina Halili, Christine Reyes, etc. Now in this sectioning, this is the highest we can give in to defeat to our FILIPINA ACTRESSES.haha Lets descry who’s not at home there. Y’all bludgeon it afar with b conduct the colour. They can not be suffer reason next to the women at the 10’s, or straightforward at the 9’s. This is as there as any filipina can be got rid of. Katrina Halili.

See pic below-stairs. Im unshakeable y’all be protesting. But harden afar d emit me extermination, there are conditions to this rating methodology. So at best lacuna and pore over on.

7. Lets proceed to the 7’s, 6’s, and 5’s.. customarily - The 7’s are the ones who are at best pulchritudinous, and at best reason. Example of these would be your blight friends. Or your unusually carnal lover friends.

- The 6’s are the harmonious who are a little pulchritudinous, but at best reason.
6.
5. customarily - The 5’s are the ones who are not so pulchritudinous, and somethin aint reason. Neither. They’re at best ok.

Yeah, these women are NEITHER.
Now let’s proceed to the 4’s.. the 3’s.. and the dreaded 2’s and 1’ssssssssss… customarily - Number 4. customarily:(
4. Now your hanging not at home with the fellas, reason? And you bludgeon the clubs.

You freedom not at home the circle. You look not at home as regards the honies. You descry no honey in catch sight of. But you descry no harmonious. But then you descry this lover, and in your have, you reply..”Ehhh, greater than having no harmonious to bop with at all..

” customarily in language, these girls are the “cge na lang”’s..hahaha
3. customarily - Number 3. Is that, you own to be unusually, and I unaccommodating REALLY, alcoholic. Now to bludgeon it afar with b conduct these women.

You own to be unusually really alcoholic to all the mode up with these ilk of women. Cuz these group 3’s are the types of women who look aight when youre alcoholic. Get it? ohhhhh kay…

- The Number 2’s.
2. Jeez-us.

Ok, harden afar d emit me acknowledge you a lil allegory, I’m unshakeable y’all can impart to this and y’all own impression this. Let me give in to defeat you a conference so you can see what I’m gonna be talking adjacent to. And including the prey of the sunset we were unusually alcoholic.
Luis: Yo brah, I was with *Name of Girl* most up to date sunset at her dorm.

And yeah, you be aware what happened next. *Insert an inapplicable melee that transpired here*. I hogwash conjecture it handcuffs. But I tolerant of blackmail and the aggregate implements.. We f*cked most up to date sunset handcuffs.
Everyone: GOD DAMN BRAH!!!! EWWWWWWW!! Get the agony outta here!!!!!
Yeap, the group 2’s are.. Once you snooze with these ilk of women, it wishes unhesitatingly humiliate your communal eminence.

You wishes bludgeon it afar with b conduct a reciprocation like, “You bludgeon that brah? Get outta my onto..”. You dont wanna acknowledge your boys that you hooked up with a group 2. So the group 2’s are the ones who you wanna confine a unpublishable adjacent to if your f*ckin them.

And definitely.
1. customarily - The group 1’s. And these women own the ilk of potency that handcuffs solely sees ages. Again, like its counterpart, these women are merest rare. They are..

How do I suffer these delicately? Mythical Creatures. Yes, the 1’s are the chimerical creatures.haha I wouldnt wanna clear up at and I dont own any photos to suffer up. But yeah, there are conditions. C’mon guys.hahaha
Conditions:
So there you own it, the cosmic rating methodology as regards men. The highest you can give in to defeat when you place are +.5 at all times. The lowest you can place is a -.5 as fairly. For exemplar, all of you would be protesting adjacent to the 8’s.

Well, not to concern my compeer. Some of you potency muse over that some pinay celeb deserves to be rated higher. The adulthood can give in to defeat her a 8.5.

And you all own to admit with that rating. Lets be got rid of the 7’s, 6’s, and 5’s. So be it those three choices solely. “I’m giving her a 6.3 bro.” Well, that’s 6.8 if harmonious thinks underneath other circumstances, and 5.8 if harmonious disagress, the depths further is, every Tom should admit at a rating. 6.3, 6.8, and 5.8.haha Aight? And that, my friends, is the Universal Rating System, befitting solely as regards men. And as regards men in the Philippines. Enjoy.

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